Top Ten reasons to vote for John Galt in 2000
10 . Respect Nature and think government should too !!!
9 . Will not
bow to party politics, as I am partyless .
8 . Never rode in a Limo !!!
7 . Ross Perot is running in 2000 as well.
6 . We haven't had a bearded President
in over eight decades...
5 . Kemp has already won. ( don't you read the papers?
)
4 . Never been bribed .
3 . Don't personally know any mobsters
, or other politicians.
2 . I need the money.
1 . I did inhale, but
was smart enough to exhale...
Top Five Political jokes of 96
1. Bob Dole
2. Newt Gingrich
3. Harry Browne
4. Ross Perot
5. Rush
Linbaugh
Honorable mention : Bill Clinton
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