Top Ten reasons to vote for John Galt in 2000
10 . Respect Nature and think government should too !!!
9 . Will not
bow to party politics, as I am partyless .
8 . Never rode in a Limo !!!
7 . Ross Perot is running in 2000 as well.
6 . We haven't had a bearded President
in over eight decades...
5 . Kemp has already won. ( don't you read the papers?
4 . Never been bribed .
3 . Don't personally know any mobsters
, or other politicians.
2 . I need the money.
1 . I did inhale, but
was smart enough to exhale...
Top Five Political jokes of 96
1. Bob Dole
2. Newt Gingrich
3. Harry Browne
4. Ross Perot
Honorable mention : Bill Clinton
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